tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31908788775398922702011-04-21T16:18:00.411-07:00Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00349777444888540800noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190878877539892270.post-8659400598803403402009-02-17T17:39:00.000-08:002009-02-17T18:08:43.630-08:00If you're like me, you like to create blogs. Some with potential, not unlike this one. Then you create your first post on it and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">pfft</span>, you never post another thing to it.<br /><br />It becomes just another abandoned blog on the web. Eventually someone probably wanted to start a blog with the address <em><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">blogslapped</span></em> here on Blogger and was told it was taken, and they were disappointed, having to settle for<em> </em><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Blogger's</span> suggested replacement blog<em>-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">blogslapped</span>1097</em> or something equally lame. They may even have visited here to see what this blog looked like, only to find it was an abandoned blog, pissing them off even further.<br /><br />Well not this one! This isn't going to be an abandoned blog like so many others I've created. This will not be another one post wonder. A dead end in cyberspace.<br /><br />I admit, at the time I created this blog I was being falsely accused of a crime I did not commit and was facing incarceration and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">humiliation</span>, but I could have at least made an effort to get this thing off the ground. Even something as simple as a question for you folks to ponder like: Why did Kamikaze pilots wear protective headgear? Discuss...<br /><br />So look forward to a blog chock full of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">posty</span> goodness!<br /><br />Aw, to hell with this.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3190878877539892270-865940059880340340?l=blogslapped.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00349777444888540800noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3190878877539892270.post-60456692721978040312008-05-26T14:54:00.000-07:002008-05-26T16:11:12.239-07:00<a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_eDCpmQFGYxQ/SDtAXtMUqEI/AAAAAAAAAEM/lO0y03h2RqY/s1600-h/Cowering.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204824570369189954" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_eDCpmQFGYxQ/SDtAXtMUqEI/AAAAAAAAAEM/lO0y03h2RqY/s320/Cowering.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">At this time I would like to welcome you to Blogslapped. </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Let's begin by seeing if anyone has a question...yes...go ahead.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Yes...um..I'm Glen from Pawtuckett, R.I.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Um...Dave-Why <em>Blogslapped?" </em><br /></span><br /><em><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></em><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Well Glen, I wanted a Blog with impact. Something that leaves a mark on the people who <em>accidentally </em>come here. Have you ever been slapped by a Blog Glen? I'll bet you haven't...Take <strong>THAT</strong>!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Hey! What's the big idea? You blogslapped me!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Yes I did Glen. Your my very first Blogitch. As soon as we verify your Email address you'll be added to 'My Blogitches'. Stand by...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">No way dude...that hurts! I'm going to my Mommy Blog right now and tellin'.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">You'll be back Blogitch!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:78%;">BSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSB</span><span style="font-size:85%;">s</span><span style="font-size:78%;">BSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBS</span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Well...That went well! </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span> </div><div align="center"><a href="http://www.humor-blogs.com/"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Humor-Blogs.com</span></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> loves to get Blogslapped!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3190878877539892270-6045669272197804031?l=blogslapped.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00349777444888540800noreply@blogger.com0