I've Ignored This Blog Long Enough!

If you're like me, you like to create blogs. Some with potential, not unlike this one. Then you create your first post on it and pfft, you never post another thing to it.

It becomes just another abandoned blog on the web. Eventually someone probably wanted to start a blog with the address blogslapped here on Blogger and was told it was taken, and they were disappointed, having to settle for Blogger's suggested replacement blog-blogslapped1097 or something equally lame. They may even have visited here to see what this blog looked like, only to find it was an abandoned blog, pissing them off even further.

Well not this one! This isn't going to be an abandoned blog like so many others I've created. This will not be another one post wonder. A dead end in cyberspace.

I admit, at the time I created this blog I was being falsely accused of a crime I did not commit and was facing incarceration and humiliation, but I could have at least made an effort to get this thing off the ground. Even something as simple as a question for you folks to ponder like: Why did Kamikaze pilots wear protective headgear? Discuss...

So look forward to a blog chock full of posty goodness!

Aw, to hell with this.

Welcome to Blogslapped

At this time I would like to welcome you to Blogslapped.

Let's begin by seeing if anyone has a question...yes...go ahead.



Yes...um..I'm Glen from Pawtuckett, R.I.
Um...Dave-Why Blogslapped?"




Well Glen, I wanted a Blog with impact. Something that leaves a mark on the people who accidentally come here. Have you ever been slapped by a Blog Glen? I'll bet you haven't...Take THAT!



Hey! What's the big idea? You blogslapped me!



Yes I did Glen. Your my very first Blogitch. As soon as we verify your Email address you'll be added to 'My Blogitches'. Stand by...



No way dude...that hurts! I'm going to my Mommy Blog right now and tellin'.



You'll be back Blogitch!

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Well...That went well!

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